Land of the Free™ (Rules and Restrictions May Apply)

From I learn that the terrorists hate us so much for our freedoms, they are now preventing us from using their online poker rooms., a small independent online poker room, became a trailblazer this week, becoming the first internet poker room to accept Bitcoin as a valid currency for both deposits and withdrawals.  Bitcoin is a unique currency, as it is purely virtual and does not require financial institutions to process transactions… It does not accept players from the United States.

What will the terrorists think of next?